Hey my loyal followers. It's Teddy. I am just dropping a quick line to let you know this will be my last blog post. I don't Hate My Owners anymore...well I still hate those owners, but good news! I got new owners. OMGEEE I love them!! They are totally awesome! Thank you all for following me. Maybe I will make a new blog called I Love My Owners next.
~Teddy (I dropped that stupid P.)
Here I am basking in the sun at my new owner's house. I love it here! Tell my old owners, "grrrr!"
I Hate My Owners
My name is Teddy. My stupid owners call me Teddy P. They think it sounds cool. Whatever! I am supposed to be named after some old R&B dude named Teddy Pendergrass-how stupid is that! I am an awesome dog...hey I even have my own blog. My owners treat me like I am crazy. They just don't get me. When they are not looking I am going to take advantage of their technology and blog my feelings. Thanks for reading.
i hate this place!
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
New Years Resolutions
Happy New Year to all my friends and fans. I want to first say I am so thankful to see 2013...I just wish I lived in a less rules, limits and boundaries-oriented environment. So with that being said, my New Years resolution is to figure out a way not to get caught doing what I want. My owners are always messing with my fun. Like the other day, I found this delicious soap in the kid's bathroom and BOY did it smell and taste good. I decided to take a lick....or two...or 20! I lost count. It tasted soooo good.
Well, lo and behold, as I am making my way back to my usual resting spot, my owner grabs me and says something about my breath smelling unusually sweet. Really? I have no clue what you are talking about. Well she parades me around, having all the kids smell my breath to identify the scent...I was busted!
My New Years Resolution is not to stop eating soap; that would be insane, but to do a better job at not getting busted. I gotta keep one step ahead of these people...it's proving more challenging than I previously thought. Uh oh, here they come. Two paws up!
Well, lo and behold, as I am making my way back to my usual resting spot, my owner grabs me and says something about my breath smelling unusually sweet. Really? I have no clue what you are talking about. Well she parades me around, having all the kids smell my breath to identify the scent...I was busted!
To make matters worse, they documented my humiliation by taking this stupid picture.
Boy I hate these people!
The sign is hard to read but it says, "I like to eat soap, especially fruity scents."
My New Years Resolution is not to stop eating soap; that would be insane, but to do a better job at not getting busted. I gotta keep one step ahead of these people...it's proving more challenging than I previously thought. Uh oh, here they come. Two paws up!
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Merry Christmas...Bah Humbug
Trying to catch a Christmas nap |
My owner made me pose for this photo...I really wasn't happy about it. |
So Christmas was o-kay...I mean I managed to get a few extra treats out of them and a lousy bone. I heard my owner kept saying I received the gift of a new bionic leg for Christmas because of my little school bus run in over the summer. Okay owners it's time to let that one go! I mean yeah my leg cost you thousands of dollars, but I look at it this way...YOU GOT THIS MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN OF A DOG FOR FREE...F-R-E-E. So it all balances out in my book.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
This Place Sucks!
Look at the stupid hair cut they once gave me. Idiots let the kids choose the style. |
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