Two Paws Up I'm OUT!!!

Hey my loyal followers. It's Teddy. I am just dropping a quick line to let you know this will be my last blog post. I don't Hate My Owners anymore...well I still hate those owners, but good news! I got new owners. OMGEEE I love them!! They are totally awesome! Thank you all for following me. Maybe I will make a new blog called I Love My Owners next.

~Teddy (I dropped that stupid P.)

Here I am basking in the sun at my new owner's house. I love it here! Tell my old owners, "grrrr!"

New Years Resolutions

Happy New Year to all my friends and fans. I want to first say I am so thankful to see 2013...I just wish I lived in a less rules, limits and boundaries-oriented environment. So with that being said, my New Years resolution is to figure out a way not to get caught doing what I want. My owners are always messing with my fun. Like the other day, I found this delicious soap in the kid's bathroom and BOY did it smell and taste good. I decided to take a lick....or two...or 20! I lost count. It tasted soooo good.

Well, lo and behold, as I am making my way back to my usual resting spot, my owner grabs me and says something about my breath smelling unusually sweet. Really? I have no clue what you are talking about. Well she parades me around, having all the kids smell my breath to identify the scent...I was busted!

To make matters worse, they documented my humiliation by taking this stupid picture. 

Boy I hate these people! 

The sign is hard to read but it says, "I like to eat soap, especially fruity scents." 

My New Years Resolution is not to stop eating soap; that would be insane, but to do a better job at not getting busted. I gotta keep one step ahead of these people...it's proving more challenging than I previously thought. Uh oh, here they come. Two paws up!